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پنجشنبه 6 آذر 1393 :: نویسنده : محمد طباطبائی

فامیل:بزنم لهت کنم..
عزیزم:با چوب یا کمربند؟.
فامیل:چوب.
عزیزم:تو سرم میزنی یا بدنم؟
فامیل:تو سرت.
عزیزم:تو سرم زدی میمیرم یا زنده میمونم؟
فامیل:زنده میمونی.
عزیزم:بیمارستان میلاد بریم یا اختر؟
فامیل:اختر.
عزیزم:علتشو شکستگی اعلام کنیم یا ضربه مغزی؟
فامیل:ضربه مغزی.
عزیزم:میرم تو کما یا اهدای عضو میکنید؟
فامیل:اهدایه عضو میکنیم.
عزیزم:اول قلبم یا کلیم؟
فامیل:کلیت.
عزیزم:تو یخ میذارید یا در جا اهدا میکنید؟
فامیل:تو یخ میذاریم.
عزیزم:یخاش قالبی باشه یا از این تیکه یخا؟
فامیل:ترجیح میدم الان بکشمت.
عزیزم:ی راست بهشت زهرا میریم یا سرد خونه؟
فامیل:گم شوتا لهت نکردم.
عزیزم:با چوب یا کمربند؟
  





نوع مطلب : کلاه قرمزی، 
برچسب ها : فامیل دور، عزیزم،
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